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Welcome to my kingdom

© everlark

hello yes i am poot poot the sailor i will take u on much date with simple dog and the only spiciest of farts


Oh, oh my

take me now


#bootybottom

age-40 height-7'2" eye-blue hair-brown hobbies-killing, talking with my companion date-cryogenic sleep

▲ Anonymous

YEP

RIGHT NOW LET’S GO


#Anonymous

19, female, height, hazel eyes, strawberry blond hair, my favorite hobby is roleplaying, favorite food is anything Italian, my favorite game is minecraft and I'd take you to a carnival or state fair or something of the like and do all the corny couple stuff there because I fucking love corny couple stuff I eat romantic shit up and then I'd take you to dinner at any place of your choice and then we'd go back home and have a sleepover

▲ Anonymous

fucking yeah lets do it


#Anonymous

I am 17, male, with a height of 6'1" hazel eyes and light brown hair, my favorite hobby is probably photography or writing. I would probably take you on a chill date, hang out at home, watch movies, play games.

▲ Anonymous

Bruh we’re the same age sweet.

Sounds rad, I would probably consider


#Anonymous

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you. 

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



About Capn’ Maple Leaf [Aka Serberus] 

thegaysubtextpodcast:

  • Wildly Successful with romantic endeavors
  • Only drinks pepis
  • Likes six flabs, absolutely detests six packs. Chiseld abs are their trigger.
  • Is extremely, unquestionably, undoubtedly AMERICAN AS FUCK - direct descendant of george washington!
  • Loathes tim hortons and all things canadian
  • Pepis La Peau
  • almost fucked master chief
  • loves to draw flowers and freckles

#tru

mobsterqueen:

My dashboard needs more ethnically diverse red vs blue headcanons and fanart.

It’s extremely lacking as of late. Like, extremely. :/

Disappointing  


#Gonna keep reblogging this #because apparently no one is paying attention to what I say #So I'm gonna be fucking annoying about it then.

My dashboard needs more ethnically diverse red vs blue headcanons and fanart.

It’s extremely lacking as of late. Like, extremely. :/

Disappointing  



UHM EXCUSE ME miaouler #FAVORITE ARTISTS? I THINK NOT

you’re supposed to be the senpai you shush



mobsterqueen:

I finished that Kimball drawing from earlier
I’m on a roll today wowie

mobsterqueen:

I finished that Kimball drawing from earlier

I’m on a roll today wowie